Are You depressed by all this new music that comes out in these modern days? Weak music, made by weak people that grew up in a concrete filled world- these people wouldn't survive a minute in a forest. Hell, most of them have a forestophobia, a fear of the trees! Go outside and listen to the sound of primitive nature, buried under our world. Can't You hear it? Me either, the sound drowns in a milion sounds of today's world.
Thankfully God gave the nature tools to break through these sounds- an electric guitar, drums and a raspy voice.
Welcome to the world of Folk Fucking Metal !
Do You feel grossed by my words? Are You not ready for this? Well, listen to some Elvenking , it should be ok for a gay pantsy like You -_- 1% folk included
Or are You manly enough to take a hard hit? Here is my favourite Trollfest with the hardest shit that managed to push out of their Nörvëgiän äßß
Is it bleeding from Your ears now? Here, have some booze to ease the pain. Boozemasters from Korpiklaani are what You need!
Don't You like vodka? A wpierdol byś chciał? Good folk from Polska, Percival Schuttenbach !
Still not interested? Well, maybe now we will try something more...piratish? Alestorm.
Ok, enough of this salty water and sand, back to the vikings and things we love in Folk so much. Skalmold, with some serious viking stuff
That's a manly music for You, don't You feel the urge to grab a sword and rush to battle? No? Man, do You seriously need another motivational song to move Your ass? -_- That's what I was talking about people nowadays, pussies, giving up before even starting. Come here child, listen what Mathias is talking about here.
Ladies and gentlemen, Turisas!
Ready now? Grab a sword then. Ensiferum
After the battle enjoy free time, maybe pimp Your car in a way You've never thought about before? Vreth, drop the bass! Finntroll
Or just go swimming :) Metsatöll
Or do what we folk metals do on a daily basis- wall of death in a free time :P Arkona
Ok, as You can see Folk Metal is mostly european. But hey, we can add some oriental elements too :) Wintersun
Krampus knows what will happen when we will no longer be able to hear Mother Earth voice. So do Yourself a favor and listen to them..
oh, can't You hear what is he talking about with his harsh voice? Well, Mother Earth's voice has changed because of our industrialisation. But listen closely and You will hear the words. Grai
I could also say a word about Varg or Radogost but I think I said enough. Folk Metal is a very diverse subgenre of music, both rough and delicate, about killing people and saving the ecosystem.
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