Wednesday 29 April 2015

April was dull

Yea, there were no interesting things in April that were worth writing on my blog. I didn't want to write about Cain's Offering 2 because I'd rather wait for full album. May will be better, as maybe I will go back to writing gig reviews (but only if something particulary interesting happens during them). One or two album reviews (not funny ones, more like serious/asslicking ones) and maybe something interesting will happen.



Totally unrelated- catch that pic. It made me think hard about all relationships I was in, and it's pretty much correct.


Friday 17 April 2015

Pop music



If pop music was like this for last 10 years I would probably never be a metalhead.

Thursday 16 April 2015

Boring everyday subject: Dumb girls and pissed ceilings

Ok, so for the second time in my life (and I hope this was the same event both times) I read in the depths of the Internet that a girl dumped her boyfriend after she saw him pissing while sitting.

I can't find the story now when writing this but I mean come on- every guy should, especially at home sit down when pissing- it's healthy and you dont make a huge mess. In my case controlling the stream can be harder than in Ghostbusters and casualties are NOT a rare occurrence.
And it's not a pure pleasure to clean your own piss, during morning wood it's possible to piss on the walls and the ceiling



The girl was argumenting that he had a weird face and he was doing it in the least manly way possible, details were not shared. Thank deities that Internet flamed her to death for it (presumably and hopefully). And for the guy I'm actually glad it worked out the way it did- a girl like that is not worth keeping.

Girls are weird. Oh, be right back, a dildo in my ass ran out of battery


PS: I google searched "pissed roof" before I reminded myself that I meant ceiling. This was the fourth graphic for "pissed roof"


Tuesday 7 April 2015

Post to self

Yea, nothing for You here, author wants to spend some quality time alone writing to himself.

Hello handsome, how are ya?

Ok, jokes aside- listen idiot, Your memory is just terrible so I write this here if case our brain resets a few more times ok?

Be sure to attend to those gigs:


-Czad Festiwal 28 i 29/08
-Grai 09.09 Gdanśk
- Folk fest 1/2/3.10 Ensiferum & Metsatoll
-Stratovarius 10.10
-Skalmold 14/15/16.10 depends on city
-Delain         07.11
-Eluveitie 10.12
and remember to buy cds:
- latest Alestorm
- Pathfinder
- Wintersun
- last Skalmold
- Omnium Gatherum, Powerwolf when they come up


And add some if I forgot, ok? That's all, You can go back to sleep now.

Thanks, me.