Do You want melodic and technical solos without the gayness of Power Metal and Dragonforce fans?
Do You want to make satan happy but You can't stand harshness and the lack of melody in Death and Black Metal?
Don't worry, here's the solution- listen to Melodic Death Metal!
Are You an american teenager mad at Your parents and girls that don't want to date You? Try Children of Boredom (I will be so badly hated for this :P )
Do You like metalcore but you are sick of talentless emo shitty bands? Try Dreamshade !
Are you resistent towards shitty lyrics and crappy vocals or can't You understand English in general (who is reading this to you then? -_- )? Try last Norther album!
Do You like lion king and want to hear him sing death metal? try Insomnium!
Don't you like all the fame and glory Apocalyptica gets for nothing from their retarded fans? Spam their fanpages with Kalmah!
Is your inner viking hungry for glorious death? Try Amon Amarth and hail asator!
Are You so happy and rainbow-pumped with Power Metal that you need to change into suicidal blues mood? Try Swallow The Sun!
Wanna chill with Progressive Melodic Death Reggae Metal? Omnium Gatherum is for You!
And finally- want something better than boobs? Here comes the Wintersun ;)
I hope no one took it seriously :P
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