Tuesday 25 October 2016

Favourite bands list, 2016 edition (Welcome Skálmöld!)

Yesterday

 0. Titanium
 1. Delain
 2. Trollfest
 3. Pathfinder
 4. Whispered
 5. Babymetal
 6. Gloryhammer
 7. Omnium Gatherum
 8. Cain's Offering
 9. Galneryus
10. Stratovarius
11. Insomnium
12. Alestorm
13. Wintersun

Today

 0. Titanium
 1. Delain
 2. Trollfest
 3. Insomnium
 4. Whispered
 5. Babymetal
 6. Gloryhammer
 7. Omnium Gatherum
 8. Cain's Offering
 9. Galneryus
10. Stratovarius
11. Pathfinder
12. Alestorm
13. Skálmöld
14. Wintersun


Last night's gig showed me that this band doesn't have a single flaw. Amazing, open and funny people and absolute beasts on stage. The best situations are when both band and the fans are thankful and appreciate everything the second group does for them.

You just can't compare that to bands like Evergrey or Pathfinder, where there are many and constant conflicts inside the band.

And a small shift- after the last album Insomnium jumps into Pathfinder's place. Pathfinder drops down for mentioned above reasons.

Saturday 15 October 2016

Titanium "Atomic Number zwei-und-zwanzig" review ANG & POL

Wersja Polska niżej/ Polish version below

the most boring font for the album name ever



Years of playing live, changes on the bass guitar, covering Sonata Arctica with a music video, selling albums in Japan (5 units sold, fuck yeah), replacing old vocalist with a *spoiler alert* much better one from Ukraine (so international)..

They did it all
and even more!
They are the best band in the world!
Now bursting through
with album two
Titanium's back and coming right for you!

- some mentally disabled fanboy

Atomic Number 22

So it starts, much slower than the debut with an epic sounding premise, a good intro that soon follows with guitars and good background. New vocals jump in, without any explosive screams and shouts, but the new vocalist shows from the start that he can almost effortlessly sing extremely high while sounding clean (in the terms of me recognizing the lyrics without looking at the booklet) and not tiring himself, something the previous vocalist was unable to do even after 3 years of singing with the band.

The song itself is pretty intense and complex, a bit too much complex for my taste when it comes to album openers. There are a few pauses and slower, softer parts and it kills the momentum that an album opener should set.

Also the bass guitar doesn't meet my high expectations, with a bassist as good as Simon I expected to hear Galneryus-like level of bass on this track.

Drums are as good as always, as well as guitars and lyrics. This song basically shows how Titanium has changed in style, going from melodic heavy simpler stuff into more Pathfinderish territory.

Thankfully the momentum is still good, with World of Contradictions following soon with a high speed and much simpler build. Lyrics also are much simpler, probably because this track's lyrics were co-written by a fucking idiot. Background is rich and good, even bass sounds better than on the previous track with small jewels hidden here and there. Guitars after the chorus remind me of Sonata Arctica's "Picturing the Past".

The only flaw here is the slower upbeat part in 2/3rd of the song, sounds like a forced addition to make the track less straightforward, completely unnecessary.


Torn Reality slows down to mid tempo and less background sounds, to focus more on the riffing and lyrics, which are again less impressive than Atomic Number's one, for the same reason as the previous track. The choirs in the chorus are nice, and considering how complex the rest of the album will be simpler stuff like this track fits well to balance the album.

Again I'm disappointed in the bass guitar, in a mid tempo track like that I wish I heard some insane bass guitar. I know the Titanium's style, but for my taste there's a big room for improvement here, especially since Simon is an amazing bass player and doesn't sing during live shows (he can focus more on the guitar then).

The track has a good solo and outro, but then a somehow louder intro to the next track appears in the end of Torn Reality, I don't like that solution, basically fucks up any random playlist someone would make with Torn Reality.

Delusive Skies follows soon, back to full speed and extremely rich background. Fast riffing and clearly honed vocals soon follow, with epic choirs here and there, complex build, perfectly executed jumps between choirs and lead vocals. Execution and mixing of vocals here are just flawless, and the best "fuck You" possible to fans of the previous vocalist. Tastes might be different, but anyone who thinks that the previous vocalist could perform this track on the same level or better (pfff..) is delusional.

Even if I think not every idea here works with others I must say that considering how big and complex this track is it would be beyond nitpicking. The flow is here, every transition is good and it's the best track on the album, good thing they didn't open the album with it as it would fuck up every other song here (Stratovarius made that mistake last year). The lyrics about basically a bad weather during a camping trip only prove that the songwriting here was polished by a genius (lyrics are great themselves too).

Time is Out is next, and it's a pretty good and safe idea to put an already known music video/promo track behind something as colossal as the previous track. Nothing really left to say here, vocals are solid, there are no out of place ideas and I still don't like the chorus cutting the momentum with

Time is Out!
*pause*
And I cannot stop myself from fading out!

Rhyming out with out is sin-worthy on it's own, but having a pause in the beginning of the chorus in a track where everything else flows and transitions just perfectly between the elements is just stupid. 
booklet art is cool though



One Single Night is next with similarly bad lyrics, Titanium is trying to hide the more primitive lyrics behind a decent bass and choirs, but I can read them.

They sound like they were written by an angsty 25yo loser unable to live after some cringe-worthy relationship and then being badly patched up by someone who actually knows anything about songwriting, but I might be wrong.

The chorus is nice though, but the track would be ten thousand times better if it was about Power Rangers. Or ninjas. Or turtles. Or turtle ninjas.

The track is pretty standard power metal faster mid tempo stuff, good bass but could be even better, lyrics don't make sense at times, good drumming and it sucks live as Konstantin still can't remember the angsty lyrics correctly, maybe his brain stops him from memorizing shit lyrics, but that's not a subject for this review.


Guardians of Might is next, and I'm confused if I should review the one with Konstantin's vocals, or the Piet Selck ones. I don't know the other guy, but he sounds like he will die soon, so lets be nice and don't shit on grandpa giving his best.

It's the closest to a ballad on this album, even if the powerful chorus could suggest otherwise. There are some dumb ideas here (shouting the "stand!" a couple of times, pointless and useless). Guitar solo also doesn't have any build-up before it starts. The energetic outro also doesn't completely work, as it's a bit unexpected and  unnecessary. Guest vocals are also not needed in my opinion here, unless the grandpa needed the money. I would rather stick to Konstantin or mix them both in the track.


Future of Mankind is the big one on the album, being 9 minutes long and I just love the intro melody of this track, to the moment where drums enter the sound. After so many destroyed kitchen sets Filip still has the power in his hands to blast our ears.

The track starts like a ballad, but we all know it won't be like that for the next 8 minutes. It's definitely one of the most solid power metal tracks of the recent years, mixing many ideas- from mid tempo sing along track to faster elements with good, but still balanced solos, solid drumming, awesome catchy chorus, powerful choirs and solo vocals too.

In the second half I could nitpick some ideas that don't work perfectly with others, but it would be an insult towards the band, some slower parts sounds like an instrumental music made for some big movies. I could also say that the outro is stretched out a bit, but since it's such a massive track I will close an eye this time.


The Way of the White Flag continues the story of Titanium's mascot and one of the ancient Lords of Night and Day, it also closes the album with a slightly less serious approach, just like Curse of the White Flag closed the last one.

It's a fast track with many ideas tightly packed to a short .rar archive that explodes in your ears when played. Lyrics are the main selling point here and Konstantin does his best to sing them high, clearly and with a lot of power. It's a major success, as well as the album in general.


Titanium made a huge step forwards in those 3 years since their debut album. Their debut was just throwing many different ideas at the wall and look what sticks and what doesn't- there were 3 ballads, 2 straight, simple and fast songs, 2 bigger and complex songs, one sounding like from a cartoon, instrumental solo masturbation song and piratish outro. Also every track had a name like it was written by a sex offender. It was quite inconsistent, but that was to be expected from a debut.

Here we have a much more mature piece of art. It has a direction and a consistent style, no cheap and dumb love songs, but it's still varied and the song placement is good, leaving the listener amazed how fast the time flows when listening to it.

As far as power metal goes the songwriting is VERY complex here, the intuition needed to balance the transitions and the melody to create a catchy song is beyond my poor brain capabilities. Style changed to more Pathfinder-like, with amazing orchestrations behind, much richer sound in general and more memorable, choir driven epic choruses. Many big names in the genre could learn a lot after checking out this album.

I'm not gonna beat around the bush and I'll be perfectly honest- vocal change was needed to complete this album. Probably not a single person remembers my first short review of the debut album, where I gave vocals a 8- score, higher score than I originally planned for it, as I knew their previous vocalist was very sensitive when it comes to lower scores. I didn't understand a single song from Maciej's way of singing without checking out the booklet, for years I sung Sacred Dreams in a wrong way because of how his singing sounded.

Konstantin is on another level, high vocals are natural to him and he sounds like he could sing for hours without sweating a bit. Lyrics are easy to understand by ear from his way of singing, and while I wish I heard some more powerful screams from him it's still very, very solid and high, no more satisfaction is needed really, he's the only proof that Timo Kotipelto and Tony Kakko have a child together.

Drums and guitars didn't need any improvement since the debut when it comes to style, songwriting already patched out everything, Guitar solos are less flashy and more thought-out, which only adds maturity to the general sound. There are smaller issues, but not big enough to point them out here and now.


Bass guitar is the only thing I will point my finger at. It's not bad, but it's far from meeting my super high expectations. With a bassist so skilled I expected my ears to be blasted off with fingering that would make a dead pussy wet. Instead I've got a solid bass, but without any flashy parts. I'd love to hear some more on the next album.

But smarter people than me said that satisfying the extreme fans is bad for the band. Extreme fans will always be unhappy, either complaining that the band isn't changing a lot, or that they went too far from their original style. Instead it's better to focus on what brings more people to gigs and whatnot, so my last advice to Titanium is: stop reading this crappy review written by a loser and go make more music, You guys are on a good way.


Summary:
Vocals  11/10
Guitars: 10+/10
Bass:    not enough/10
Drums: 10/10

Additional stuff:
++ style change, basically it's a different band with a more mature sound
++ vocalist change was successful, change for the better in every single way
+ no sexual content in the track names, it was creepy on the debut
+ very good lyrics when written by the band
- awful, angsty lyrics on One Single Night
- dying grandpa as a guest vocalist is not in my taste
- font picked for the album's title on the cover is shitty
- no sexual content in the track names, how are you gonna sell this music!?
- Filip still doesn't want to have sex with me
- no Power Rangers
- who the fuck cares at this point, go read something else

Total score: it's 3 am now when I write this, don't expect me to calculate this shit. My time is out

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najnudniejsza czcionka w nazwie albumu jaką kiedykolwiek widziałem

Lata grania na żywo, zmiany na gitarze basowej, coverowanie Sonaty Arctiki teledyskiem, sprzedaż albumów w Japonii (aż 5 sprzedanych), zmiana wokalisty na *uwaga, spojler* dużo lepszego z Ukrainy (tak międzynarodowo)..

Zrobili to
I nie tylko
Najlepszą są dziś kapelką!
Teraz się pcha
Z albumem dwa
Titanium wraca i rozpierdala!

- jakieś zdolne inaczej dziecko fan


Atomic Number 22


No i zaczyna się, wolniej niż debiut z obiecującym podniosłym brzmieniem, całkiem dobre intro, które rozkręca się z gitarami i w miarę bogatym tłem. Nowy wokalista wskakuje po chwili bez jakichś szałowych krzyków i darć, ale gość pokazuje że może bez spinania się śpiewać cholernie wysoko i do tego zrozumiale (nie trzeba czytać tekstu by słyszeć co śpiewa), do tego nie brzmi jakby się męczył. Tych rzeczy nie udało się osiągnąć poprzedniemu wokaliście nawet po trzech latach śpiewania z zespołem.

Kawałek jest intensywny i złożony, nawet za bardzo jak na otwarcie albumu. Mamy tu parę pauz i wolniejszych, spokojniejszych partii które zabijają pęd kawałka, coś co otwarcie albumu powinno narzucić bez kombinowania.

Do tego gitara basowa nie spełnia moich cholernie wysokich oczekiwań, z basistą tak dobrym jak Szymon spodziewałem się ekscesów pokroju Galneryusa na tej ścieżce, by pokazać że nowy basman to nie jakiś bolek z wiosłem.

Perka jest dobra jak zawsze, podobnie gitary i teksty. Piosenka pokazuje jak Titanium zmieniło się stylistycznie, z prostszego, melodyjnego heavy metalu w coś w stylu Pathfindera dla ubogich.


Na szczęście pęd nie jest dalej zakłócany i kontynuuje z szybkim tempem w World of Contradictions, krótszy i prostszy kawałek. Tekst piosenki jest również prostszy, prymitywny wręcz, ponieważ został napisany wspólnie z jakimś pieprzonym idiotą. Tło jest bogate, nawet bas brzmi lepiej niż na poprzedniej ścieżce, z małymi niespodziankami tu i tam.
Gitary po refrenie przypominają mi "Picturing the Past" Sonaty Arctiki.

Jedynym minusem jakim tu widzę jest nieco wolniejsza, dziwna wstawka w 2/3 piosenki, brzmi jak wrzucone na siłę "wzbogacenie" by ścieżka wydawała się mniej bezpośrednia, kompletnie zbędny element.

Torn Reality zwalnia do średniego tempa i zmniejsza intensywność dźwięków w tle by się skupić na riffach i historii z tekstu, znacznie biedniejszym niż w Atomic Number z tego samego powodu co w poprzedniej ścieżce. Chórki w refrenie są przyjemnie zrobione, i biorąc pod uwagę jak złożona jest reszta albumu to taka prostsza i wolniejsza piosenka dobrze wpasowuje się do reszty by zbalansować trochę album.

I znowu jestem zawiedziony gitarą basową, w średnim tempie i bez wybuchów w tle dało by radę bez problemu powciskać tu bas rodem z pornosów. Wiem że to niekoniecznie jest w stylu Titanium, ale widzę tutaj spore pole do poprawy na przyszłość, zwłaszcza że Szymon jest niesamowitym basistą i nie śpiewa na koncertach (ma czas by skupić się bardziej na gitarze)

Ścieżka ma solidne solo i outro, ale potem zbyt głośne intro do następnego kawałka pojawia się pod koniec Torn Reality, nie podoba mi się takie rozwiązanie ponieważ de facto psuje każdą playlistę, którą ktoś kiedyś mógłby chcieć zrobić z Torn Reality.

Delusive Skies rozpędza się tuż za rogiem, z powrotem z oślepiającą prędkością i cholernie bogatym tłem. Szybkie riffy i dopieszczone co do szczegółu wokale dołączają razem z epickimi chórkami tu i ówdzie i świetnie skaczą między prowadzącym wokalem a chórkami. Piosenka jest zbudowana bardziej skomplikowanie niż terminator T-101 serii 800.
Mixing i wykonanie wokalu tutaj jest zrobione perfekcyjne, jest to najlepsze istniejące "walcie się" skierowane do fanów poprzedniego wokalisty. Gusta są różne, ale każdy kto sądzi że poprzedni wokalista mógłby zaśpiewać to tak samo lub lepiej (pffff..) ma jakieś urojenia.

Nawet jeśli sądzę że nie każdy element tej piosenki dobrze współgra z innymi to biorąc pod uwagę jaki złożony (po)twór to jest to by było więcej niż czepianie się. Wszystko tu płynie bez zakłóceń, przejścia są szybkie i świetne i niezaprzeczalnie jest to najlepszy kawałek na albumie. Dobrze że nim nie otworzyli płyty, bo po nim każda inna piosenka by ssała (Stratovarius popełnił ten błąd na ostatnim albumie rok temu).

Tekst piosenki, który w sumie jest o kiepskiej pogodzie podczas wyprawy kempingowej tylko udowadnia że piosenkę napisał geniusz (tekst jest również świetnie napisany).


Time is Out jest następne, i to dość dobre i bezpieczne rozwiązanie by umieścić już znany kawałek z teledysku za czymś tak olbrzymim jak poprzednia ścieżka. Nie mam tu nic do dodania, wokal jest solidny, nie ma tutaj udziwnień z dupy i dalej nie lubię refrenu, który zabija pęd piosenki z

Time is Out!
*pauza*
And I cannot stop myself from fading out!

Rymowanie out z out jest grzechem samym w sobie, ale umieszczanie pauzy na początku refrenu, gdzie cała reszta płynie i przechodzi idealnie pomiędzy elementami jest po prostu durne.

fajna graficzka w książeczce za to


One Singe Night jest następne, z równie kiepskimi rozwiązaniami w tekście piosenki, Titanium próbuje ukryć te bardziej prymitywne rymy i rozwiązania za dobrym basem i chórkami, ale każdy kto czyta teksty wie że ten ssie.

Brzmi jak napisany przez rozwydrzonego dwudziestopięcioletniego frajera, niezdolnego do normalnego życia po jakimś politowania godnym związku, po czym załatany jak się da przez kogoś kto wie jak się powinno pisać piosenki, ale mogę się mylić.

Refren jest za to przyjemny, chociaż piosenka byłaby ponad dziewięć tysięcy razy lepsza gdyby była na temat Power Rangers. Albo ninja. Albo żółwi. Albo ninja żółwi.

Poza tym mamy tutaj standardowy power metal, szybsze średnie tempo, dobry bas choć mógłby być jeszcze lepszy, tekst nie ma sensu momentami, dobra perka i kawałek ssie na żywo, bo Konstantin dalej nie umie zapamiętać tego debilnego tekstu, może jego mózg automatycznie odrzuca gówniane teksty, ale to nie temat na tę recenzję.


Guardians of Might jest następne, i jestem zdezorientowany, gdyż nie wiem czy mam recenzować wersję z Konstantinem na wokalu, czy z jakimś Pietem Selckiem. Nie znam typa, ale brzmi jakby miał niedługo umrzeć, więc będę miły i nie będę srał na starającego się dziaduszka.

To najbliższe stylowo do ballady na tym albumie, nawet jeżeli energiczny refren mógłby sugerować inaczej. Jest tu parę debilnych rozwiązań (krzyczenie "stand" parę razy, bezcelowe i bezużyteczne), np. solówka następuje bez zbudowania wcześniej jakiegokolwiek napięcia. Nagle energiczne outro też zbytnio nie działa, pojawia się z zaskoczenia i niepotrzebnie. Gościnne wokale również nie wydają mi się tutaj potrzebne, chyba że dziaduszek potrzebował kasy. Osobiście preferowałbym trzymania się Konstantina, lub przemieszania gościnnych wokali z jego.


Future of Mankind jest najdłuższym kawałkiem na albumie, 9 minut i myślę że każdy fan power metalu od razu polubi melodię otwierającą kawałek, tak jak i energicznie wchodzącą perkę tuż za. Po tylu zdemolowanych kuchniach Filip dalej ma pałer w łapach i masakruje nam uszy.

Kawałek zaczyna się jak ballada, ale wszyscy wiemy że w ciągu 8 minut wydarzy się sporo. Jest to jedna z bardziej solidnych ścieżek power metalowych ostatnich lat, mieszając różne pomysły - od średniego tempa i elementów typu "śpiewaj z nami, debilami" do szybszych partii z energicznymi, ale dalej zbalansowanymi solówkami. Dodać do tego solidną perkusję, chwytliwy refren, potężne chórki i wyraźny wokal prowadzący i mamy przepis na sukces.

W drugiej połowie mógłbym się czepić paru pomysłów, które odbiegają poziomem ale to by była obraza dla zespołu, zwłaszcza że część instrumentalna brzmi momentami jak wyciągnięta z jakiegoś wielkiego filmu (niech ktoś załatwi Titanium jako soundtrack do nadchodzącego filmu z Power Rangers). Mógłbym też powiedzieć że outro jest zbyt rozciągnięte, ale przy masywnej ścieżce jak ta przymknę na to oko.

The Way of the White Flag kontynuuje historię maskotki Titanium, jednego z pradawnych lordów dnia i nocy, także zamyka album z nieco mniej poważnym akcentem, tak jak Klątwa Białej Flagi zamykała debiut.

Mamy tu szybki kawałek z upchniętą masą pomysłów, spakowaną w archiwum .rar, który eksploduje w uszach gdy go odtwarzamy. Tekst piosenki jest tu najistotniejszą częścią i Konstantin przykłada się dodatkowo by był zaśpiewany zrozumiale, a do tego wysoko i z dobrą dawką mocy. Odnosi sukces, tak jak album w ogóle.



Titanium zrobiło wielki krok naprzód w ciągu ostatnich 3 lat od wydania debiutu. Pierwszy album to było rzucanie wielu różnych pomysłow na ścianę i zobaczenie co się przyklei a co odpadnie- mieliśmy 3 ballady, 2 proste i szybkie ścieżki, 2 większe i złożone kawałki (jeden brzmiał jak rodem z kreskówki), instrumentalną masturbację solówkami jako piosenkę i pirackie outro. Do tego każdy kawałek miał nazwę pisaną przez jakiegoś zboczeńca. Nie było tam dobrej ciągłości, ponieważ w debiutach zwykle jej nie ma.

Tu mamy znacznie dojrzalszy materiał. Ma kierunek i określony styl, nie ma tu tanich i głupich piosenek o miłości, ale dalej udaje się utrzymać odpowiednie zróżnicowanie, umiejscowienie piosenek na albumie jest dobre (czemu kurwa tak rzadko się to zdarza w dzisiejszych czasach?) i czas zdaje się płynąć szybciej podczas słuchania albumu.

Złożoność i budowa piosenek jest BARDZO zaawansowana jak na głupiutki power metal, intuicja potrzebna by zbalansować wszystkie przejścia i dalej utrzymywać chwytliwość piosenek jest ponad możliwości pojmowania mojego biednego mózgu. Styl zmienił się w ten bliższy Pathfinderowi, mamy zróżnicowane i bogate orkiestracje w tle, bardziej intensywnie brzmienie ogólne i bardziej zapadające w pamięć refreny pełne chórków. Sporo większych imion w gatunku mogłoby się czegoś nauczyć po przesłuchaniu tego albumu.

Nie będę ściemniał i powiem szczerze bez żadnych kwasów w stronę Macieja- zmiana wokalisty była potrzebna by ukończyć ten album. Pewnie niewiele osób pamięta moją pierwszą, króciutką recenzję debiutu gdzie dałem 8- wokalom, zawyżoną ocenę ze względu na to, że poprzedni wokalista był mało odporny na krytykę. Ze słuchu nie zrozumiałem żadnej piosenki (nawet w balladach był problem) którą Maciej śpiewał bez czytania książeczki i przez lata źle śpiewałem Sacred Dreams przez to jak mój mózg wyłapał refren ze słuchu.

Konstantin to zupełnie inny poziom, wysoki wokal brzmi u niego naturalnie, zdaje się móc śpiewać wysoko godzinami bez spocenia się. Teksty są bardziej zrozumiałe z jego śpiewania, a same piosenki przecież mają więcej nasrane dźwięków niż na debiucie. Co prawda chciałbym usłyszeć więcej potężnych krzyków z jego strony, ale nawet bez tego jest bardzo, bardzo solidnie i jestem usatysfakcjonowany. Jest jedynym istniejącym dowodem na to że Timo Kotipelto i Tony Kakko mieli razem dziecko lata temu.

Perka i gitary nie potrzebowały ulepszeń od czasu debiutu gdy mówimy o stylu gry, bardziej złożone napisanie piosenek już załatało wszelkie ewentualnie rzeczy do poprawy. Solówki są mniej popisowe i bardziej przemyślane niż na debiucie, co dodaje do dojrzałości ogólnego brzmienia. Są tu jakieś mniejsze zastrzeżenia z mojej strony, za małe by je tutaj wytykać palcem i stosunkowo nietrudne do poprawy.

Gitara basowa to jedyna rzecz gdzie skaczę, tupię i wytykam palcem wzrokiem szukając mamy. Nie jest źle, ale daleko od zaspokojenia moich perwersyjnych potrzeb. Z tak zdolnym basistą spodziewałem się że w uszy odpadną mi od palcówy zdolnej podniecić martwą cipkę. Zamiast tego dostałem solidny bas bez żadnych popisowych partii. Chciałbym usłyszeć znacznie więcej na następnym albumie.

Ale mądrzejsi ludzie ode mnie mówią że próby usatysfakcjonowania tych najbardziej ekstremalnych fanów są szkodliwe. Oni zawsze będą nieszczęśliwi, narzekając że zespół albo się wcale nie zmienia, albo że zmienili się zbytnio względem ich oryginalnego stylu. Zamiast tego lepiej skupić się na tym co powoduje przyrost fanów na koncertach, więc moja ostatnia rada dla Titanium: przestańcie teraz czytać tę gównianą recenzję napisaną przez frajera i lećcie robić więcej muzyki- jesteście na właściwej drodze.


Podsumowanie:
Wokal:  11/10
Gitary: 10+/10
Bas:    niedosyt/10
Perka: 10/10

Dodatkowe bzdury:
++ zmiana stylu- to zupełnie inny zespół z dojrzalszym brzmieniem
++ zmiana wokalisty zakończona sukcesem pod każdym względem
+ nie ma podtekstów seksualnych w nazwach piosenek, budziło niepokój na debiucie
+ dobre teksty gdy pisane przez zespół
- beznadziejny, dziecinny tekst w One Single Night
- umierający dziadzio jako gość na wokalu nie wpasował się w moje gusta
- czcionka określająca tytuł albumu na okładce jest chujowa
- nie ma podtekstów seksualnych w nazwach piosenek, jak zamierzacie sprzedać muzę!?
- Filip dalej nie chce się ze mną bzykać
- nie ma Power Rangers
- kogo to obchodzi na tym etapie, idź czytać coś innego

Total score: jest trzecia w nocy jak to piszę, nikt mnie nie zmusi do podliczania jakichś punktów teraz, mój  czas się skończył

Friday 7 October 2016

Unexpected review- Sonata Arctica "The Ninth Hour"




I've got You there, come oooon, You totally didn't expect me to review it after the last terrible album that I didn't even bother touching here!

I didn't plan this, but I've got a request. And since the album is on Spotify I guess I can give it a try. Will it piss me off beyond the horizon or worse- I will like it? Let's have a look



Closer To An Animal - outro is a piece of shit, the song lacks power and is probably one of the worst openers for power metal albums. Then again, I didn't care enough to check if the band still thinks they play Power metal.

Life- again, silent vocals and loud background, bad rhyming, when the guitars enter with shallow riffing vocals are close to impossible to hear, in chorus it gets better but for a few seconds we can't hear shit. Most important part is that vocals appear to be trying a bit during the chorus.

Guitars in Sonata Arctica are terrible, for once I can understand stupid comments like "Jani come back", because he wouldn't allow anyone to write that crap for guitars. Solos are decent, but pushed behind way too far. Excuse me, do you know what solo means?

Tony: oi, Pasi, the solos are coming! You know what to do, right?
Pasi: sure thing boss! *puts orchestrations even louder*

 If the symphonic elements were on levels from Days of Grays I would look the other way, but the background is also fucking poor.

The worst part is that the song is rather catchy, build is interesting and the cheesy and dumb lyrics are fitting the rest. So much wasted potential in 5 minutes.

Life is better alive


Actually, with music like that I prefer to be dead. Or better- undead, braindead but still moving. Kinda like Sonata Arctica.


Fairytale is something new, and start's ok with a lot of symphonic elements before, whoa, being somehow "heavy". But don't worry- my hopes for Sonata Arctica being good&heavy died years ago, I know how to hold my excitement.

There again, the track isn't bad, a bit confusing and unpredictable on the first listen, lack of power in vocals is also hearable. But the song has an oldschool ring to it. Solos are also here and guitars don't sound bad. Keys have an interesting part after the solo. Chorus is sadly weird in a bad way.

Outro is also weird, but works.


We Are What We Are starts slow, is a ballad with my style shitty rhyming, but overall it's sounds very good, I didn't see that one coming. Both background and the front is kept interesting, even with the slow tempo. Vocals are good here, I also can't say anything bad about the mix.

Till Death's Done Us Apart is another Zeros, it's weird, kinda fast paced but the best are the vocals, that show that Tony can still give a good performance. It only confuses me more why he sung so many tracks like shit before it. Guitars are ok, mixing actually is ok too. Oh wait, no, it isn't, the last 30-40 seconds are a mess.

See, this is my problem with the band- it was always inconsistent as fuck when it comes to style, but at least mixing was almost flawless. Now it's just as shaky as the quality of vocals.


Among The Shooting Stars is a slightly faster ballad than We Are What We Are, again it's pretty good, Tony is doing his best, the mixing isn't terrible too. It's 2 minutes shorter than the last track, but it's much easier to listen to, so it feels like it's 3 times shorter.


Rise A Night starts fast and powerful, but the keys are quite annoyingly high, and vocal tempo almost immediately ruin all the power in the track, the "find the light" is sung without any power whatsoever. Solos are ok, but the parts after are confusing, as the tempo slows down, killing all the catchy vibe I had when the song started.

Fly, Navigate, Communicate starts slowly with "sad" Tony's vocals, the rest is kind weird and surprising. The build is interesting and it's hard for me to decide if I like the track or not- I will give it another try later. The most important is that vocals and mixing are good. Definitely the most interesting and experimental track Sonata Arctica released since Days of Grays material, made me buy this album during the review. Yes, I said many times that I won't buy it, but so far I'm enjoying it more than I hate it, and I really didn't expect that.

Candle Lawns starts strong, with good guitars (what the fuck?), before it goes into another ballad. 3 on the same album? Actually I don't mind, since they are all very well made, Tony is singing nicely and mixing isn't an issue here. Also after terrible, awful, disgusting "Love" on Pariah Child it's a really nice thing. Like, trust me, I thing it's the most appreciated thing on this album for me.

Time for a big one, over 10 minute long monster White Pearl, Black Oceans, Pt. II -"by the Grace of the Ocean". Normally I would make fun of a long title like that, but I know by heart Part I of this song, I can sing it 100% correctly even though last time I saw the lyrics was in like 2008.

It's a game changer- if they do it right I might still be a fan, if not then they stay dead to me.

First 90 seconds are a very good intro, then the vocals come in. First thing I notice that everything is much softer and fairytale-like compared to the epic original. But in 2:51 vocals finally strike with good power, and add some of the longed epicness before it goes soft again. Tiny bit heavier guitars enter in 4:19, bad mixing appears with vocals being pushed slightly behind the guitars, but still maintains enough power to breakthrough. Still a minus though, it could be made so much better with a little work. Guitar solo is good, the best on the album, keys also don't disappoint BUT they aren't loud enough. After the solos the track doesn't disappoint, but also doesn't leave You breathless like both Wildfire II and III. Outro is good though, less epic, but soft and calm like the majority of this track.


On The Faultline (Closure To An Animal) closes the album, and is a continuation of the opening track, but softer and slower. Basically a fourth ballad on this album. Lyrics are top here, and it all fits as an outro of the album after White Pearl.

Run To You is a bonus track, I don't count it in a review. It's mediocre anyway, nothing interesting.

This album is far from perfect, it has issues with vocals and mixing there and there. There are no faster, catchy and simple tracks, the ones we loved on almost every album to this point. Guitars also have a various quality. Song placement on the album could be a lot better, but with that outro song I kinda understand why they open the album like that.

But it pains me to say that the album is good. It's flawed, but I found a long lost enjoyment while listening to it. Ballads are strong, White Pearl, Black Oceans didn't disappoint my extremely high expectations. I didn't have lyrics in front of me but by ear they sound very good, even if silly at times. Much less stupid and crazy ideas from Pariah Child here, and the ones that are here mostly work.

Closer To An Animal, Life, Rise A Night are all bad tracks, potential there is wasted. But 3 out of 11 isn't that bad in an album as a whole.

If I was obsessed with symbolism I would say that the band went to shit just when my life went bad as well, and since now I'm doing much better than in 2014 Sonata Arctica is as well. It's a funny thing, and only makes it all much more personal.

I still think that the band could do so much better, if someone had a control over Tony's acting, his vocals are also unstable and he forgot or can't sing with power, as he did in the past. But I see a spark of hope in this band, enough for me to buy an album and hope that the next one in a few years will be better.

Returning to this band is like returning to an ex girlfriend for me. You're reminded of all the good times you had together, everything you loved in her. But also it reminds you why it didn't work out, why it ended. And it all hurts, you are unable to give your trust again to that person, the past is sometimes too heavy to forget about it all and start again.

This is a perfect summary of my relation to that band. I probably won't see it live again, but who knows. I won't trust them to deliver good music as well. But for now I smile, the music is better than it was, and who knows? It might be a new start.

Summary:
Vocals: 5/10
Guitars: 8-/10
Keys: 9/10
Bass: 10=/10
Drums: 10/10

Additional score:
++ major improvement since the last album
++ strong lyrics
+ good cover art
+ good ballads
+ White Pearl, Black Oceans have a good continuation
= = mixing ruins a lot of stuff, could be easily avoided
= vocals disappoint too many times with the lack of power
- some ideas didn't work out


Total score: 82,5% , should be lower in a classic 100% scale, but my scores don't matter anyway


I won't post any links here because the content on Youtube sucks balls, check out Spotify instead

Wednesday 5 October 2016

Album of the year 2016


I won't be original, just like a year ago. This is beyond good, it's absolutely mindblowing piece of art, and nothing comes even close. Whispered? Meh. Titanium? Please.

Insomnium was always a stable and top notch melodic death metal band, but this is an impact on a genre unseen since Wintersun's Wintersun. They are absolute masters of atmospheric music, they dance between softness and brutality. Everything about this album is just right.

They also win in a category Melodic Death Metal album of the year 2016, with Whispered being second, probably also second on an album of the year thing.

The power metal album of the year is Titanium, mostly because nothing else came out that could be a competition. New Sonata Arctica, Sabaton and Hammerfall are mediocre at best, Enceladus isn't 100% sure to release material this year and even if it comes I doubt it will beat Titanium.

Second Titanium's album is a major improvement over the first, especially on the vocal side, but I will cover it later in a review.

Folk metal album of the year goes to Equilibrium, Trollfest confirmed their album to be out next year. Equilibrium delivers an unique mix of German sense of humor mixed with extremely symphonical movie soundtracks with a good dose of black metal's glory. It's fun, soft, and begs for more replays.


Giving song of the year to Insomnium would be a bit of cheating, so instead it goes to Omnium Gatherum's Frontiers, one of the finest pieces of melodic death metal made in modern time, let's play it again!

Blogger sucks and doesn't allow to post videos anymore


I am Rhodi, and I want to thank to my readers, there are still a few more things coming out on this blog this year, but it's always fun discovering new music and writing about it here. I wish You all healthy and happy autumn and winter, take care.

Sunday 2 October 2016

Aephanemer "Memento Mori" album review



It's a review written while listening to the album on Youtube, keep that in mind.

Well Martin is back with his music after 3 long years. In this time he managed to get a whole band, with a sexy vocalist, lyrics and still wearing the same tshirt. I hope he washed it since the recording of his EP.

Unstoppable opens the album, I already covered it on this blog- it's a good track, with rich riffing and similar background sounds, while enriched with drums, bass and vocals. Since vocals are still a big mystery for me I won't say anything now and wait how they turn out in the next tracks.

Sisyphus' Bliss is a much faster track, and basically exactly what I was waiting for.

I was hoping to see how the vocals can deal with a faster track and I'm a little bit disappointed, during the faster growls Marion seems to have problem putting much power into vocals, especially during the end of a verse. Her vocals can easily go along with medium tempo tracks, but here I wish to see even more energy put into vocals, while I see less. Nothing impossible to fix though, and I have to say that lyrics here are very impressive, not only the go very well with the complex melody, they follow the subject perfectly and have some good, memorable hooks. Also Marion is growling very clearly, it's very possible to understand the lyrics by ear.

The music here is just a treat, not only complex style of writing is always the most noticable and rewarding in fast tracks, but the riffs are catchy as fuck and definitely at this point my favourite ones from Aephanemer. Background is also solid, drummer is fucking smashing the kit to pieces and I don't really hear the bass here (Youtube's fault probably). Solo didn't blew me away, but it had a nice little pause of the background in the beginning, the outro is also done very well.


But first of all, let's trick the fate 
And devote to chasing new baits 

As we escape across the void 
Let's reshape what's already spoiled 



Hellebore (ok, titles on this album are definitely interesting) starts with a guitar solo, and then goes into another fast track, but changes tempo so many times that I don't care anymore :D
Vocals here are still varied in quality, the beginning of the song doesn't impress me, but the slower parts in the middle have some good power and emotion behind it. Maybe that's the problem here, so far many vocals are sung in the same "mysterious evil explanation" way, maybe some more strong emotions in certain tracks would make the vocals more solid? I remember vocals in Titanium's "Here and Now" being very aggressive, which made them stand out from the rest of the vocals. In melodic death metal it might be harder, as growling isn't as easy to control as clean singing, but it's a debut album- see what works, what doesn't and second album will blow up the Earth :D Impact is already made by the great songwriting, and the reception is so far very positive. Which I shouldn't be talking about in a review, but who cares, my blog- my rules.

It's a long, complex track with good lyrics. It's a bit stretched-out in a few parts, the placement on the album is also kinda weird to me. It also didn't make me cum like the last track did, but maybe it's because I've been reviewing this track for 30 minutes now and many people are bothering me during the review -_-


Next we have The Oathsworn, which already starts in a interesting way, slow guitar brings a lot of emotion to the track before the other instruments join. It's another good one here, again at first vocals seem to follow the standard pattern, where I wish there were some screams, but surprise-surprise! Clean vocals are here, and they are quite good, just before the growls return this time with some decent screams, longer sounds. In the end we have some faster singing. So basically from the vocal side this is so far the best track. Lyrics are good, and I must say that the vocabulary on this album is on point, even if sometimes I think it's overcomplicated for no good reason.

I don't need to add anything about the song structure, composition and instruments behind it (actually I forgot to mention that drum patterns are on point on the album so far, not only powerful but interesting), Martin did his homework, and those silent 3 years paid off in some very good ideas and songs. It's really hard for me to find something that doesn't work here, in previous tracks I was like "ok, this part could be 2-4 seconds shorter, but not bad". Maybe this year Jouni beat him with his monster track Bloodred Shores Of Enoshima, but I expect Martin to write something like that or even better in the upcoming years :) Soft outro deserves a mention here, works very well with a similar soft intro.


Ghosts are an instrumental break, well placed on the album before we go into Sorrow And Hate...

Rage and Forgiveness, my bad. Medium fast track with some good headbanging riffs. Pretty standard vocals at this point, they go well along with the track, have some emotions behind them, the chorus is good so I shut up. Lyrics are very interesting, with some pirate vibe to it (even though it's about the assault on the Troy). Martin has some fun during the solo with his guitar, I will ignore that- it's his debut album, kid gotta have some fun with it :D

Again, can't say a bad thing about the structure and general sound- this song is another reason why I liked Aephanemer in 2013 and why I do now. It's more of the same sound, but more complex, richer, longer. Another reason to further support the band, I wanna see them evolve even further.


The Call of the Wild is next, it was online for some time but I don't think I wrote a review. Now compared to the rest of the album I appreciate the track much more. First of all vocals are full of emotion here, compared to tracks before it, clean vocals also sound very well as they stay attached to the melody. The pirate vibe to it works well with the previous track, the music on the album has a lot of tempo changes and other ideas, so 2 tracks with the same feel to it help the listener to stay on track. There are no distraction in the sound, and even though there are some changes in tempo, piano part in the middle and clean vocals it's still very easy to keep track of the song. Stuff like that also takes skill during the songwriting, a lot of different progressive songs on one cd can be pretty tiring on the first listen, and this album is very balanced so far.


(Song of the Blackest) Crows start slow and soft, before Insomnium's trademark riff joins. Vocals here are very good, lots of emotion put into them. Funny, it's just like during my review they took notes and fixed the vocals in the later songs :D We get a first scream, but it fades in comparison with the later "Shape-shifting" one, it's quite impressive.

Ye ye the music behind it is great, can't find something that doesn't work, kinda boring that it's so good. Let's be honest- I knew in advance that I will like the instrumental stuff on the album, I was mostly concerned about the vocals, adding them to complex songs and lyrics. So far it's better than I expected, with still some place for improvement in the future.


That being said we jump into a title track, Memento Mori. This is some serious business here, it sounds like the whole band was extra careful during making this one. Vocals are on point, with some clean surprises, there is no playing with the instruments and solos, the sound is very mature and Insomnium-like

How unworthy our concerns are 
Tempers, pledges and desires 
As bodies buried, nothing lasts 
This is where the sad truth lies 

the solo behind this part is on fucking point, and if anyone says that the riffing behind it is stretched-out then fuck this guy, on this track it fits. The outro is very good, with some polished lyrics to boot, hell of a ride.

Why is it a song about the death that makes me feel so alive?


Gilgamesh is the last one on the album, instrumental, long journey on a guitar. If it was another guitarist I would say it's for showing off, but Martin the Riffcrafter just wants to tell a story without lyrics this time, something that he did well on his EP. It's long, it's interesting, and doesn't remind me of any other band. It's a french silver wolf Aephanemer, finishing their debut album.



And I have to say, as far as debuts go it's definitely one of the best ones in the recent years. It clearly shows the band's strongest points- songwriting and originality in already defined subgenre.

Sometimes it may sound like Insomnium, but in no way you can call it a clone of it. The drums, bass and background greatly help to make it sound original. While the bass will take some time for me to dig up (especially from a Youtube video), the drums are on point all the time. They smash hard, but aren't dominant in sound, also much less extreme than Whispered's "double bass all the time" style of playing, which is a good thing here, the music is soft as far as the subgenre goes, and more extreme drums wouldn't fit as well as these do.

I was very concerned about the vocals, but they passed my test. There are moments where I would love to here some more diversity or power behind them, but the second half of the album really sounds better in that regard.
But the sound wasn't as important, it's blending those vocals to a complex and everchanging riffing, also getting the lyrics done well and fitting to the sound, and here I have nothing bad to say. Lyrics are better than any that I would write myself, they fit the style, vocabulary is rich and it all works pretty well.


I didn't say a word about the mixing before, surprising, because it's on point. They got the right guy behind the wheel and the final sound is just great, not a single element sounded bad, too loud or too silent. Bravo!

The songwriting is just amazing, Martin mastered the medium tempo and medium-fast melodeath songs. The placement of the tracks is solid, opening of the album is good and the outro tracks is just outstanding.
 After the listening I wished to see something totally different, like a ballad (in a style of "One for Sorrow" perhaps?) or a super fast track, Kalmah style. But it's not a flaw, just my stupid hopes, no song on the album feels like it's there only to make the album longer.


So, Aephanemer- well done. You guys (and a lady) released a debut melodic death metal album in a year where Omnium Gatherum, Insomnium and Whispered released their new material. And Your stuff still sounds great, even when compared to these monster bands. Makes me feel proud, I did well when I started supporting this project years ago.

And the best part? There is still room for improvement, I know You can do even better than that, and I can't wait to hear more in the future. Now have a drink, stop memento moring for a second and carpe diem the shit out of this bottle of wine :D

Summary:

Guitars: 11/10
Drums:   10/10
Bass: Youtube/10
Vocals:   7+/10

Additional stuff:
+++ adding vocals to instrumental stuff done very well, it was worth taking the risk
++ solid debut
++ fucking great mixing
+ good lyrics, nice themes
+ it takes balls to release an album when Insomnium does theirs
+ cool cover art
+ good running time
+ nice song placement
+ clean vocals deserve something
- one minus just because I hate France :D (and I gave too many pluses)

Final score: Baguette
134%

Oh, Martin, feel free to jump in as my 6th favourite guitarist, just behind Gunsen. I know he stinks a bit, but what You're gonna do?

music video here

full album here

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