Thursday 16 April 2015

Boring everyday subject: Dumb girls and pissed ceilings

Ok, so for the second time in my life (and I hope this was the same event both times) I read in the depths of the Internet that a girl dumped her boyfriend after she saw him pissing while sitting.

I can't find the story now when writing this but I mean come on- every guy should, especially at home sit down when pissing- it's healthy and you dont make a huge mess. In my case controlling the stream can be harder than in Ghostbusters and casualties are NOT a rare occurrence.
And it's not a pure pleasure to clean your own piss, during morning wood it's possible to piss on the walls and the ceiling



The girl was argumenting that he had a weird face and he was doing it in the least manly way possible, details were not shared. Thank deities that Internet flamed her to death for it (presumably and hopefully). And for the guy I'm actually glad it worked out the way it did- a girl like that is not worth keeping.

Girls are weird. Oh, be right back, a dildo in my ass ran out of battery


PS: I google searched "pissed roof" before I reminded myself that I meant ceiling. This was the fourth graphic for "pissed roof"


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